Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Tell The Secret Service When They Visit _____________________________ SPACE ALIENS HIDE MY DRUGS!!! 10. You're here about the VOICES, aren't you? They *told* me you were coming... 9. Look, pal, I don't even know who the President *was*... I mean...*is*... Uuhhh...is it 10:15 in DC yet? 8. Do either of you guys know where the 'yellow' wire goes? 7. The First Lady's butt looks pretty good through a 'scope', eh? 6. You must have me confused with my brother, MadDog...the *good* son... 5. Could you put this around my forearm, give it a twist, and then pull it really tight? Hey, don't bump the spoon! 4. *Which* death threat? Unless you're going to be more specific, you're just wasting my time and yours. 3. 'One Bullet, One Vote' bumperstickers are meant as *humor*? You're schitting me, right? 2. Next time you're guarding the President at a White House speech, do you think you could stand just a tad further to the left? 1. "Cuckoo-Cuckoo" *** The Fire House Inn *** Come visit us Telnet: fhouse.org WWW: fhouse.org ***********