The most ridiculous SPAM in my lifetime

This is the American reincarnation of Ostap Bender. Next spam from him will be about interplanetary chess congress, no less I am sure. Here's what his Web page says (excerpt): IRS> The Internet Registration Service Has Created An On-Line Service That IRS> Will Simultaneously Register Your Web Site With The Top 400 Internet IRS> Directories And Search Engines Operating On The Internet. IRS> IRS> The Proper Registration Of Your Web Site In These Directories And Search IRS> Engines Will Insure You That When Your Potential Customers Perform A IRS> "Net Search," Your Web Site Will Be Included In The "Search Results," And IRS> Your Web Site Will Become A Selection For Anyone Searching The Internet IRS> For The Products Or Services Your Company Sells. IRS> IRS> To Compete In This Fast Paced "Information Age" You Must Secure Your IRS> Place In As Many Of These Directories And Search Engines As Possible... If IRS> You Do Not... The Competition Will Simply Pass You By. IRS> IRS> In Order For You To Complete Your Internet Registration, All You Need To IRS> Do Is Complete The On-Line Registration Forms On The Following Pages IRS> And Submit Them To Our Offices Along With Your Registration Fee Of ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ IRS> $395. You Can Pay Your Registration Fee By Credit Card, Or By Company ^^^^^^^ IRS> Check. If You Are Paying By Check, Please Make Your Check Payable To: IRS> Internet Registration Service. And Mail It To:
From nking@pvnet.com.mx Mon Sep 2 22:13:17 1996 Return-Path: nking@pvnet.com.mx Received: from galaxy.galstar.com (ichudov@galaxy.galstar.com [204.251.80.2]) by manifold.algebra.com (8.7.5/8.6.11) with SMTP id WAA13038 for <geek@algebra.com>; Mon, 2 Sep 1996 22:13:15 -0500 Received: from neptuno.pvnet.com.mx ([200.23.229.18]) by galaxy.galstar.com (8.6.12/8.6.12) with ESMTP id WAA07844 for <geek@algebra.com>; Mon, 2 Sep 1996 22:00:37 -0500 Received: from nking.pvnet.com.mx ([200.23.229.43]) by neptuno.pvnet.com.mx (8.6.12/8.6.12) with SMTP id VAA27361 for <geek@algebra.com>; Mon, 2 Sep 1996 21:59:40 -0500 Message-ID: <322B57BF.704@pvnet.com.mx> Date: Mon, 02 Sep 1996 21:55:11 +0000 From: NORMAN KING <nking@pvnet.com.mx> Reply-To: nking@pvnet.com.mx Organization: Internet Registration Committee X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0b7Gold (Win95; I) MIME-Version: 1.0 To: geek@algebra.com Subject: IMPORTANT MESSAGE!!! Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
IMPORTANT MESSAGE!!! Dear Sirs, It Has Recently Come To The Attention Of The Internet Registration Committee That Your Web-Site Has Not Been Properly Registered On The Internet Or On The World Wide Web. This Could Result In Your Potential Customers Being Unable To Locate You Or Find Your Web-Site On The World Wide Web. Proper Web-Site Registration On The Internet Is Required In Order For Your Web-Site To Be Successful. There Are Currently More Than 400 Hundred Internet Directories And Search Engines Operating On The Internet. It Will Be Necessary For You To Register Your Web-Site With The Majority Of These Directories And Search Engines In Order For Your Web-Site To Become Easily Located By Your Potential Customers. If You Do Not Become Registered With A Large Number Of These Internet Directories, Your Web Site Could Become Impossible For Your Customers To Locate, Your Web-Site Will Become Inaccessable, Therefore Becoming Dormant, Unprofitable And Inactive. In Order To Resolve This Situation, We Urge You To Contact Our Web-Site Registration Service At The Internet Address Below By Clicking Your Mouse On This Link: http://adgrafix.com/mail/irs.html It Is Imperative That This Situation Be Resolved Immediately! We Hope That We Can Help You To Resolve Your Registration Problem As Soon As Possible. Thank-You, Sincerely, NORMAN KING - Administrator Internet Registration Service

geek@algebra.com (Computer Geek) writes:
This is the American reincarnation of Ostap Bender.
Next spam from him will be about interplanetary chess congress, no less I am sure.
I'm sure the few cypherpunks who haven't read the Ilf&Petrov book all saw the Mel Brooks movie (the 12 chairs) and recognized the cryptic reference. --- Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM Brighton Beach Boardwalk BBS, Forest Hills, N.Y.: +1-718-261-2013, 14.4Kbps
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