This is a multi-part message in MIME format. --------------6DF66DED67CB Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit -- ------------------------------------------------------------------------Ma rk Buckaway mark@uunet.ca +1 800 463 8123 UUNET Canada Technical Support +1 416 368 6621 UUNET Canada Inc. support@uunet.ca Internet Services ------------------------------------------------------------------------ --------------6DF66DED67CB Content-Type: message/rfc822 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Disposition: inline Received: from cicerone.uunet.ca ([142.77.1.11]) by mail.uunet.ca with SMTP id <264090-5>; Tue, 23 Apr 1996 15:26:55 -0400 Received: from ghost.uunet.ca ([142.77.1.100]) by cicerone.uunet.ca with SMTP id <177226-4>; Tue, 23 Apr 1996 15:26:28 -0400 Received: from ghost.uunet.ca ([142.77.1.100]) by ghost.uunet.ca with SMTP id <52805-24166>; Tue, 23 Apr 1996 15:26:22 -0400 Date: Tue, 23 Apr 1996 15:26:19 -0400 From: Andrew Herdman <andrew@ghost.uunet.ca> To: Office Support <office@ghost.uunet.ca> Subject: CyberDoctor Message-ID: <Pine.SUN.3.91.960423152458.12136F-100000@ghost.uunet.ca> MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Return-Path: <@cicerone.uunet.ca:andrew@ghost.uunet.ca> X-Mozilla-Status: 0001 This really should have been for funny, but I suspect others might get a chuckle out of it as well. Andrew -------------------------------------------------------------- From: Tatsuhiro Ikeda <ti08+@andrew.cmu.edu> Newsgroups: news.admin.misc,pgh.opinion,news.admin.censorship,pgh.config Subject: CyberDoctor: READ THIS! Date: Sat, 20 Apr 1996 23:20:16 -0400 Organization: Senior, IM - Graphic Communications, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA CyberDoctor, This is from a pirated account at Carnegie Mellon. This was posted without ANYONE's permission or knowledge. I have been watching you activities with keen interest. I am a firm supporter of overthrowing the cabal of UUnet, and admire your bravery in defeating this evil organization. There's something you should know. In 1967, the organization that became known as UUnet was founded by a secret military cabal headed by David Lawrence, formally of the DIA and NSA. I was Lawrence's right-hand man, because of my experiences as the leader of a black operations group in charge of Psychological Warfare in Vietnam. One of our experiments was to, of course, manipulate communications to our advantage. We overthrew anyone who got in our way. In 1968, it was decided by UUnet to start genetic engineering on humans, in an attempt to create the ultimate double agent in censorship activities. We succeeded, and our agents have been surrepticiously implanted in key points all over the Internet. But some of the experiments went awry. I was one of those experiments. Because Lawrence is a meglomaniac who feared being found out by Senate probes, he turned on me. On October 17th, 1971, I was kidnapped against my will by Lawrence's goons. They attempted to brainwash me and injected genes in me that would cause me to censor anything against my will. I escaped before it was too late, and have been posing as a college student among other things for the last 25 years. After deep regression hypnosis, I recalled that one of the genetically engineered human experiments was a person by the name of John Grubor. He failed to fall under our control, and so he was left to die. A competing secret arm of the military revived him and gave him a new identity, as well as erased all his memories. Cyberdoctor, you are that John Grubor, and even worse, you are David Lawrence's bastard son by genetic engineering. This sick twist of fate was partly inspired by the movie, "The Empire Strikes Back", Lawrence's favorite movie of all time. Lawrence knows that you are still alive, no doubt, but he is not concerned. Why? Because in 14 days, 3 hours and 14 minutes, there is a 99.9% probability that your genes will mutate and you will become David Lawrence's identical genetic twin. You will censor and join the UUnet cabal against your free will, and there's nothing you can do. But I can save you. First, why am I breaking the silence? Because Lawrence tried to kill me, and my identity as a Pittsburgher is being blown. I will dissapear after I send this post from this pirated account. I can offer you salvation before I leave, as I have done to other innocent victims of "Operation Genetic Censorship". Go to the corner of Wood and Liberty and wait at the Bus Station at midnight. First be sure to close ALL your email accounts and logoff for good. That will let my agents know you are ready. Wait there, and my men will come and get you. They take you to a lab where they will execute you, but cryogenically freeze your brain until the technology exists to make a new body and replace your genes. I promise it will be painless. We already have 10 people (brains) in stasis cambers. It may sound desparate, but what's worse? Becoming a censor or indefinite stasis? Furthermore, the board has already decided that this must be carried out. No more censors must be born. I am powerless to stop them. I am only making it easy for you to accept. So close your accounts now, and prepare to meet us. It is the only option left. You have no one you can trust, not even yourself. REMEMBER TO CLOSE YOUR EMAIL ACCOUNTS FIRST. In solidarity, Deep Throat --------------6DF66DED67CB--