On Tue, 15 Sep 1998, John Scott Porterfield wrote:

How do I get off this list!!!

Bob

You remove yourself from this list the same way you subscribed, but since that is such a stupid question and you are obviously a very intelligent man, I conclude that you meant something else. By running your badly punctuated sentence through the AOLhole-translator, we get either: "How do I get off?" or "How do I get off on this list?" To get off, you may consider seeing a sex therapist. They are more qualified to assist you in that area. To get off on this list is more difficult. We Cypherpunks aren't into that kind of thing. However, we understand that Christopher Barkley <christopher.barkley@srcm.com> is in the market for a friend, so you may want to see if you can pair up. You've both spammed the list, so you already have something in common! In the mean time, please refrain from shooting jizz all over the list like you and the Sixdegrees lamers have been doing. Someone may slip and hurt themselves and it always leaves a sticky mess that's just hell on the carpet. Regards, Voices, Harald, Woof, moans, and whatever.