17 Dec
2003
17 Dec
'03
11:17 p.m.
On Sat, 30 Mar 1996, Alan Horowitz wrote:
While deployed to a remote radar station on an isolated island, supplied solely by periodic but unreliable airfreight sorties, I oft found myself wondering: which is the more acute emergency.... to run out of food or to run out of toilet paper?
If you had studied almost any non-European language, you would have learned the word for `toilet paper' is `your left hand and a bucket of water.' Charles Bell