Re: Once Upon a Midnight Dreary

scythe writes:

A poem based on E.A.Poe's The Raven. Abort, Retry, Ignore? By Anonymous

I see that you didn't succeed in learning much in the third grade about reading. The letters "c y p h e r p u n k s" do not spell "rec.humor.funny". I would suggest "Hooked on Phonics" or some similar remedial reading course. .pm