Turn yourself in!

The alt.tasteless crowd is currently discussing the CDA, with some predictable results, and some not so predictable... If you wish to participate in mass civil disobedience, follow these instructions: Send a message CC'd to your local media's net address and to justice.usdoj.gov (Department of Justice) which contains something to the effect of, "I wish to turn myself in for the crime of distributing offensive material via the Internet and as evidence, provide the following:" Attach some sort of uuencoded data to your message as "evidence". Make sure that every possible media outlet hears loud and clear that you want every last case prosecuted.