According to rumor, James A. Donald said:
While channel surfing around 6PM today on Christmas day, I saw President Clinton announce the grave international threat posed by terrorists, drug dealers and money launderers wielding computers (Only three horsemen -- he left out child pornographers.)
Probably because child pornographers have been dealt with in the recent bill signed by Bill, which mandates 24-30 months for transmitting child porn, double if a computer is used.
He was immediately followed by an Expert In Television Expertise, who told us that computers were getting more and more powerful, and doing more and more things, and that Something Must Be Done.
I'll have to keep an eye on my machine, I think it may be subversive. Remember, computers don't break laws, people do...
The Expert did not actually use the phrase "The first Amendment was never intended to protect modern assault presses using cop killer computers", but that was the message.
I'll have to rename my machine black-rhino :) -- Kevin L. Prigge |"Have you ever gotten tired of hearing those UofM Central Computing | ridiculous AT&T commercials claiming credit email: klp@tc.umn.edu | for things that don't even exist yet? 010010011101011001100010| You will." -Emmanuel Goldstein