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---------- From: nobody@REPLAY.COM[SMTP:nobody@REPLAY.COM] Sent: 12 September 1997 06:49 To: cypherpunks@toad.com Subject: Soldiers
Is there a small country that a thousand of us could go to and get citizenship and then have the country declare war on the U.S. after we are all back in the country? If a thousand of us could kill as many people as we could until we got caught, then we could kill a lot of people who are bad for the country and then once we're all caught the small country could surrender and we would all have to be released as prisoners of war, right? We could all be privates. They can't blame privates because they have to follow orders. The guys in the small country could make old guys who were dying soon the leaders, and then when it was time to quit, they could overthrow them and get US government aid. They could set the old guys trial dates for two years down the road and then send them home to die. I saw a guy get killed once and they told the guy who killed him that he shouldn'a done it and they sent him home and said we'll call you and then they took the dead guys sister to jail because she wouldn't stop saying fuck. When they were taking her away I told her she should kill the cops and then go home and wait for them to call. How about if we made a law that you had to kill the president and your congressmen and senators and if you didn't you had to pay a $500.00 fine every year? Do you think they would make sure we all made some money? How about a law here you could kill any politician that forgot to call you sir or ma'am? Or who forgot your birthday? We could save a lot of money just by putting all the politicians who are running for office on a stage and then killing them at random until we had the right number left. Then they would have to think about if they really wanted it. How about if we let people be elected on a first-come first-serve basis but then we could vote to kill them any time we wanted. Think they would do things to make us not want to kill them instead of the other way around like it is now? How about if we killed all of them and just pretended there was someone running the country. Is that a good idea?