THE CYPHERPUNK ENQUIRER "Encyphering minds want to know." The Podunk, Idaho Cypherpunks chapter held its annual meeting this past weekend at Buffalo Jim's Bar and Grill, where the sole attending member, Frank Semalo, was promptly arrested by local authorities for wearing a "munitions" T-shirt. He was released the next morning when the NSA confirmed that the T-shirt was probably legal to wear in Podunk as long as Mr. Semalo did not enter the local Mexican or Chinese restaurants. By a 17-13 vote today, the Remailer Operators Association decided to start sending out ALL anonymous remailer e-mail with a header entry of: From: Alice de 'nonymous. Surgeons at Netscape Communications successfully removed Jim Clark's foot from his mouth today. The foot was reported to be doing fine, but a little wrinkled and in need of a good pedicure. Company spokespersons reported that the reason the foot was in there so long was that Mr. Clark was in Washington, D.C. discussing the future of government regulation of the Internet with 'top government officials', and could not return to Mountain View for surgery until recently. In related medical news, proctologists at Bethesda Naval Hospital reported that Louis Freeh's head was still firmly stuck. Spam of the month: Friend The International Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals announced today that it was investigating the Blue Wave Corporation to determine if any of the snakes were harmed or killed in the production of its signature product, SimplySafe. Just a coincidence? Immediately after Tim May announces that he will not be discussing Netscape anymore because he's making some financial plays on the stock (hinting that he's probably shorting it), it drops 30 points?