~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SANDY SANDFORT . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . THE FIVE HUNDRED CHANNEL, MULTI-MEDIA, MOVIE-ON-DEMAND, INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY (AS THE GOVERNMENT SEES IT) "There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the hori- zontal. We will control the vertical.... Sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. You are about to participate in a great adventure; you are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to the Al Gore Limits." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~