[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

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MCBoss sits on a log wearing a crown, telling jokes to a frog.

He takes the crown off and places it on the frog to make a point about
a joke about whether he controls the world or is completely
delusional.

The crown shrinks onto the head of the frog, who becomes a crown
prince of frogland. The frog picks up MCBoss and kisses him.

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Let's rewind there a little bit. What just happened?

A frog, wearing a small crown, picked up a large businessman and kissed him.

This is nonsensical! Let's summarize that. Something that seemed
nnsensical happened! It was a frog picking up a businessman (when it
would usually have been the other way around).

The thing prior to that was rather nonsensical too! As things got more
nonsensical, I had more and more trouble remembering how they had
happened!

And now I'm confused and worried!