[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Bad MCBoss Jokes -- alpha testing, very very bad

Q: Why didn't MCBoss vomit when he ate something poisonous?
A: He was engaging a recreational mind control battle with Wealthy
Investor 3 where both were trying to force the other to projectile
vomit, and habitually inhibited all vomiting.

Q: Why didn't MCBoss die when he ate something poisonous?
A: The same reason he didn't die when he kidnapped Government Worker
2, because this is all a fake delusion he is imagining in a hospital
bed.