What Kind of man has a pussy?

[Matthew X]

Who let the cats out?
and what's with the Merc? Wasn't it in the 60's you had a small German 
car,the 70's you had a small German gun and the eighties, a small German boy?
Hang on to something long enough I guess...
Has Mongo been hanging on to his sausage too long?
Searching for the perfect man, Kathy Lette takes a butcher's at what's on 
offer.
http://smh.com.au/articles/2002/09/06/1031115934706.html
Throw another shrimp on the barbie for me mate.