FAA new rules and the nEW gEStApo (was Nail clippers
Bill Stewart
bill.stewart at pobox.com
Wed Sep 26 14:08:07 PDT 2001
>Hmm lets outlaw gelatin capsules on the grounds that they facilitate
>turning human finger and toenails very hard and allow the use of same
>as weapons(it does NOT take very much to tear the caratoid artery open)
>same for toothpicks and teeth....
>rolled up magazines facilitate lethal nerve strikes and
>dont get me started on pens/pencils, chopsticks and forks :)
Make sure you also ban raspberries and bananas - and loganberries.
http://www.montypython.net/scripts/fruit.php
"Suppose he's got a pointed stick."
Wouldn't be hard to get a set of Nunchucks through an x-ray.
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