Paper tigers II

[Reese]

At 08:19 AM 10/13/01 +0000, Dr. Evil wrote:
 >> Shaddap you idiot.  Weren't you were the one claiming the Anthrax attacks
 >> were a hoax a few days ago.
 >
 >They are not a hoax, not at all.  However, contrary to the rumors
 >flying around, they are not at all related to the events of 9/11.  You
 >have to look someplace further away than Afghanistan to find the
 >source.  Hint: why do you think it is taking them so long to analyze
 >the DNA?  BECAUSE IT ISN'T FROM EARTH!

Put the crack pipe down and get some fresh air, you need it.

Do the world a favor, call artillery into your location and
stay there to make sure it arrives on target.

Reese

 >Do you think there is a
 >coincidence in the timing of the anthrax situation and the enormous
 >dust storm on Mars?  Do you think that maybe this dust storm, which
 >has been going on for three months, might be being used to CONCEAL
 >something which is going on on the surface of the planet?  Or do you
 >think these two incidents are just another "coincidence"?  Yeah, and
 >I've got a bridge I can sell you.