Cypherpunks IQ Test to the Sirs of Dillinger, Brown & Packet, et. al.
How stupid do I look
dumb at beer.fridge.com
Sun Mar 4 21:16:38 PST 2001
While trolling for wife-beaters, Aimee Farr (aimee.farr at pobox.com) wrote:
> CYPHERPUNKS IQ TEST
>
> QUESTION #1.
>
> You are walking through the woods alone. A beautiful unclothed woman
> magically appears in front of you. She holds out an apple.
Not enough information.
Please clarify the following ambiguities:
What kind of an apple is it?
Is she a witch? Magic scares me.
Is the woman a het, or a mongoose bull-dyke?
Whose definition of beautiful are we using here, anyways?
Why would I be walking through the woods alone?
> 1. Please darken in the correct choice using a Number Two pencil:
>
> (a) you bite the apple.
> (b) you take the woman.
> (c) you run away.
> (d) a and b, but not c.
> (e) b and c only.
> (f) all of the above.
> (g) none of the above.
> 2. Please justify your answer:
Assuming a spherical woman...
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