Friend's Brother's Slave Camp:
   Dictatortopia Citizen: "Friend was dictatorially honored by being a
   scapegoat for Head Soldier. I need a new personal mini dictator."
   Friend's Brother: "May we all be as lucky as Friend! Dictatortopia
   Citizen, I was Friend's personal mini dictator before he was promoted.
   I will be yours for now."
   Friend's Brother: "I have been so lucky so as to not drink anything for
   8 hours now, but I know it would be improper to outdo my peers.
   Dictatortopia Citizen, go get me a glass of water."
   Dictatortopia Citizen: "Yes, Dictator !"
   Friend's Brot