[Bow before Dictator! Bow before Dictator! Through Dictator may all our
   wishes come true!]
   Dictatortopia Citizen woke up to their 0610 alarm, set precisely by
   their personal mini-dictator, Friend.
   Friend slept in the same room on a bed that was 1 foot longer than
   Dictatortopia Citizen's bed. Friend's alarm went off at 0600.
   Dictatortopia Citizen had to ignore it, and stay asleep for 10 minutes.
   Dictatortopia Citizen and Friend woke up to 7 surveillance drones and
   15 fixed recording instruments, aimed straight at their heads. As
   proper, the drones would hover and instruments record as they snored
   all night, so as to produce data for encouring that most obedient
   dreams.
   Dictatortopia Citizen and Friend _loved_ to know that Dictator was
   watching them every moment! It gave them peace of mind.
   "Bow before Dictator!" Dictatortopia Citizen saluted to Friend, as they
   sat up in bed and placed their feet on the floor.
   "Bow before Dictator!" Friend grinned back at Dictatortopia Citizen.
   Friend was brushing their teeth at a tiny sink without a faucet.
   Instead of a mirror, over the sink was a picture of Dictator, with his
   regal frown.