Dictatortopia Citizen and Friend gleefully dawned their gas masks and
   were about to walk out into the streets to engage in wonderful slave
   labor when suddenly a bunch of military soldiers burst down the door
   and charged in.
   The head soldier glowered at Friend.
   Head Soldier: "I don't like you, and my squad leader doesn't like me. I
   need a scapegoat."
   The soldiers all formed a circle around Friend and machine gunned him
   down.
   Friend: "My life for Dictator! May we all be as noble as Dictator
   himself!"
   Dictatortopia Citizen saluted Head Soldier, and quickly saluted every
   other soldier.
   The soldiers saluted back.
   Dictatortopia Citizen: "Thank you for your service protecting us."
   Head Solder: "Be safe, Dictatortopia Citizen."