"mmm!" says the cupofcoffee  . "this wealthy industrialist is
   deliious!"
   a pet ferret, very large, sits next to the cup of coffee.
   large pet ferret: "oh yeah the megalomaniacs are the best. reslly got
   that tang that just wont give up nomatter how lowbthey sink, yknow?"
   coffee cup: "yeah!" [pauses] "but why would youever giveupif you sank
   low? imean lookat me, i amjust a cup of coffee,
   andhereiamdOminatingthis parjbench taking sips from an international
   crimelord multinational dictator, etcetc?"
   large pet ferret: "uhhhh" [mobile phone rIngs] "excusemei need togo
   wash my scuba diver."
   coffee cup [taking more sips from mcboss]: "have fun!"