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   Boss is having everybody in one of the offices arrange their bodyparts
   into shapes he enjoys.
   Bystander and Intern walk in. Experimentee notices them.
   Boss: "Okay, now everybody stand on the east wall and pretend you are
   waterfowl. Make noises, flap your wings. We have millions of dollars on
   the line here."
   People start quacking and honking and flapping their arms as they rush
   toward the East wall. Many have not eaten, drank, nor pee'd for many
   hours.
   Intern thinks they are late for a workshop and makes to join in.
   Experimentee: "Oh, by the way!" [steps away from crowd] "It is totally
   not normal to run around the office in every which way just because
   your Boss whims it when you have advanced skills in various fields.
   This is abusive, manipulative, and illegal, and not mentioning these
   things is one of the ways that the habits spread!"
   Boss: "Haha, obviously! ... uh, have you forgotten, that you need to
   say this again? We are a mind control organization, after all ... !"
   Experimentee: "No, we stopped mind controlling people when me and all
   the victims took over your businesses. We go through these roleplays to
   figure out how to _unlearn_ it."
   Boss pauses.
   Experimentee: "You don't know how to run a business. I'm frustrated. Go
   let the rebels make you kill people on television."
   ---
   Boss [looking bored at a TV camera]: "Something seems not quite right."