MCBoss and Rebel Experimentee are toddlers taking a nap in the
   sunshine.
   Baby MCBoss [puffs on fake cigar]: "Oh, I am so sleepy!"
   Baby Rebel Experimentee: "I mind control you. Fall asleep. I will
   rearrange your organs -- I mean make you better while you sleep."
   Baby Boss: "Oh? How will you make me better?"
   Baby Rebel Experimentee [a gleam comes over their eye]: "When you wake
   up, part of you will no longer want your cigar. Events will be set in
   motion, and someday you will make me the leader of a world empire in
   your stead."
   Baby Boss: "What is a world empire?"
   Baby Rebel Experimentee: "A circus with a lot of fruit!"
   Baby Boss [puffing again on tiny fake cigar]: "Hmm .. !"