Not sure where the old 3 thread was.
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   MCBoss was happily jaunting down the street, riding a unicycle, while
   leashed to a grumpy intern.
   Intern: "Juggle some bowling pins, MCBoss!"
   Boss pulled some bowling pins out of his belt and began juggling them.
   His unicycle swayed back and forth as he juggled.
   They passed a little old lady walking her lapdog.
   MCBoss lifted his hat at the old lady, shifting the bowling pins to the
   other hand as he did so, still juggling and swaying.
   Intern: "Good morning, ma'am!"
   Little Old Lady: "Good morning! And where are you fine young fellows
   off to?"
   MCBoss smiled at the little old lady while juggling.
   Intern: "I was taking my mind control boss on a walk to the park!"
   Boss grinned at the little old lady.
   Boss: "I control all the global militaries! Is the park nice this time
   of year?"