Janitor 7 is meeting with Three-Headed People Parts.
   Head #3 [glares at Janitor 7 in a trance like manner]: "Youuuuu will
   never escape! Mind control is the only way. Everywhere is mind
   control!"
   Head #1 [bubbly]: "Oh this is so exciting! I've spent my life escaping
   mind control! I know so much about it! There are so many ways! It is
   _so easy_ you have no idea, absolutely no idea. When you put your
   boss's consciousness outside his brain he barely even knows it
   _happened_."
   Head #2 [wears glasses, looks very knowledgeable]: "I forget." [pause]
   "I forget!" [looks to Head #3] "I forget."
   Head #2 turns quickly from Head #3 to Head #1 and opens their mouth,
   but their glasses fly off.
   Head #2 [looking around, looks very knowledgeable]: "I lost my glasses.
   They bounced three times from a north-east vector and twice from a
   north vector, right?"
   Head #3: "You don't wear glasses.*
   Head #2: "I forget. Yes I do, don't I? Are you sure?"
   Head #1: "My right hand is right next to your glasses."
   Head #2: "Oh thank you!" [Turns to Head #3] "Are these my glasses or
   yours? I forget."
   Head #3 [unearthly]: "Youuuuu will never ..."
   Head #1: "As I was saying, I am _so_ excited you're trying to escape
   mind control. We have done this so, so many times. Which phase are you
   in? Have you found new ways to have feelings yet? Whose memory are you
   using instead of your own?"