MCBoss Fan Spinoffs
   Boss is ice-fishing. Experimentee is making sure he stays kinder.
   Boss: "My fingers would be so cold if not for my immortality research.
   Thank god for market economics!"
   Experimentee: "I've learned the fish are our spirits."
   Boss pulls a fish out from a hole in some ice they are crouching on. It
   flops and flops wildly back and forth.
   Boss looks at the fish, thinking of his spirit. He looks at
   Experimentee
   Boss: "Maybe I had a spirit once."
   Boss starts crying again.
   Experimentee: "I had a spirit too!"
   Experimentee shakes and jerks a little. A tear flies.
   Experimentee: "Boss, you still have a spirit. Everybody does."