On Sun, Jul 3, 2022, 3:33 AM Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of
   Many <[1]gmkarl@gmail.com> wrote:

   Business Meeting
   The sun is shining and hail is blustering wildly everywhere. The
   temperature is 82F and everybody is standing in a rough circle on a
   deep snowbank.
   Shivered [hypothermic, shivering uncontrollably]: "Oh my god it's so
   cold oh my god oh my god."
   Boss [in shorts, wearing shades]: "You get used to it."
   Zombie Advocate: "There were a number of concerns around --"

   Zombie Government Worker: "Quiet."
   Zombie Advocate: "It was you guys who had these concerns! You said they
   were very important!"
   Wealthy Investor: "I'm glad we have a dedicated shiverer."
   Experimentee: "I can speak for the concerns a little bit. Our universe
   is based around misrepresentations of reality. We're not used to being
   this close to real things."
   Rebel Worker 2: "Would it be more helpful if --" Rebel Worker flaps
   their wings and makes to take people somewhere.
   Experimentee: "Let's go to the hybrid offices."

References

   1. mailto:gmkarl@gmail.com