[Intern acquires Uncensored EEG Band and uses to mind control
   unmindcontrollable people due to feedback loops with censoring the
   classified mind control activity going on in everybody's brains. Rebel
   Worker 2 wants to try it out, but Rebel Worker 2 is mind controlled to
   not look at evidence of mind control so as to stay unaware that he is
   participating in it, and has difficulty putting it on.]
   [The band i have is a plain old mainstream Muse. It's not very good,
   only 4 channels, a more powerful system of similar price is OpenBCI, a
   company that badly needs a forthright and experienced lead software
   dev. OpenEEG is great too, and there are many newer projects out there
   than these.
   Nowadays you can read somebody's thoughts with a video or audio feed,
   no electrodes needed, if you have a good model.]