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   The XKeyScore and The Law-Abiding Citizen
   A parable draft by karl's coping habits.
   Boss: "Oh, my good friend Law-Abiding Citizen! How are you today?"
   Disguised Experimentee: "Oh, my good friend XKeyScore! It is so great
   to see you! I am simply wonderful. My browsing and purchasing habits
   are so _splendid_. And you? How is the wife?"
   Boss [wearing huge sign saying "I AM SECRETLY XKEYSCORE"]: "Oh she is
   doing so well. Why, we all had a great bloodbath the other day,
   torturing rebels. The kids loved it!"
   Disguised Experimentee [wearing huge sign saying "I AM SECRETLY
   LAW-ABIDING CITIZEN"]: "Oh, you love your torture blood baths! I'm so
   happy for you!"
   The story outline/plan is that Boss has a norm of sadistically
   torturing everyone to have his way, learning the deepest secrets about
   everyone, but is used to not revealing this so as to have greater power
   with it. Meanwhile, Disguised Experimentee has a norm of keeping things
   secret from Boss, so as to survive in the slightest. The two are fast
   friends, but if either reveals the wrong information to the other,
   things can signicantly change. Both are interested in learning
   information about the other that would give them a lot of leverage, but
   neither of them are sure what this information is. The power dynamic is
   very one-directional, with only Disguised Experimentee being at serious
   risk, but Boss doesn't describe it that way.
   The plan is to start having them navigate dialog in a way that reveals
   dangerous information, and see how it goes, then pick the result that
   makes a nice parable.
   Boss [wearing huge sign saying "I AM SECRETLY XKEYSCORE"]: "Disguised
   Experimentee, you are such a trusted ally whom I hold so close, I have
   to confide with you that I'm having trouble with the experimentee
   program. I am just so furious with how the criminal subjects are
   behaving. Have you spent any time down there?"
   Additional information: Boss can basically read Disguised
   Experimentee's mind, guess when they are lying, identify things they
   are familiar with based on their reactions, etc.
   Disguised Experimentee [wearing huge sign saying "I AM SECRETLY
   LAW-ABIDING CITIZEN" ]: "Oh! I'm actually rather surprised you'd ask
   that, because I have a certain fondness for some of the nicer
   disgusting cretins you keep in that thankful research program of yours.
   What kinds of problems have you been running into? I've seen you do
   this successfully year after year, and I am so confident in you. I know
   you can solve this."
   ....