Boss: "Law-Abiding Citizen, it saddens my heart that you've been
   fratenizing with those wastes of oxygen."
   Disguised Experimentee: "Boss, you know I would never put such filth
   before your perfection. Don't you remember how I've helped you build
   your enterprise without hesitation, time and time again? I know these
   animals will thank you when they see the pure world you're going to
   create."
   Boss: "You're right, of course, Disguised Experimentee. Those pathetic
   experimentees will thank me more than they could ever imagine. They
   just don't understand yet."
   Disguised Experimentee: "Make up a new kind of torture for them,
   XKeyScore. Maybe this could help you?"
   Boss: [pensive] "That sounds nice, and I could influence their behavior
   at the same time." [thinks a bit, then looks toward Law-Abiding
   Citizen] "Which group do you think I should start the hardest on? You
   know how it gets boring after some time."