MCBoss Adventure
   You are Intern. You are standing over a grand cliff, where you can see
   half the extent of your kingdom. Nearby is a field of tulips and
   daisies, where some people are playing. A bit along the cliffside, you
   see a rip in spacetime leading to a cafe.
   > go to field
   You are standing in a beautiful field. A fat old man, the boss of your
   boss's boss, wearing a powersuit, is grinning while smelling a daisy.
   Some grotesque torture victims and office workers are here too.
   > greet Boss
   "Hello," you say to the man in the powersuit. "Would you like a tour of
   the production facilities?"
    "Oh, isn't it just beautiful how the sunlight glimmers off the flora?"
   You can hear tones of bliss ring in Boss's speech, and you feel
   intense. He is bleeding profusely.