On Mon, May 9, 2022, 4:15 AM Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of
   Many <[1]gmkarl@gmail.com> wrote:

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   "Stop making us attack ourselves. Nukes go on _enemies_, not the
   headquarters. Send attack somewhere else! Send attack somewhere else!"
    Secret Translation:
   "Oops, I fell in the garbage disposal again."

   Secret Reply:
   "It's on, isn't it. Are you going to take over the whole business again
   to try to put yourself back together?"
    "Zebra stethescope nix!"
   Secret Translation: "No, just you."
   Announcement: "The deep space exploration simulation discovered another
   unexpected kind of reality-bending wormhole. Please fasten your
   seatbelts as we navigate this brief turbulence."
   Workers mutter complaints about why in the world a computer simulation
   would ever cause actual mutations in their environment.

References

   1. mailto:gmkarl@gmail.com