A cleanup worker visits the local MindControlSpace.
   Respected Public Figure: "Ok, ok, I get the joke, take down the fake
   sign."
   Volunteer: "This is real. Would you like a free introduction to
   building your own noninvasive mind control device?"
   Respect Public Figure pauses.
   Respected Public Figure: "Seriously? No way. No way could you mind
   control me publicly, right here, showing how. You'd get tortured to
   death!"
   A local street kid, sitting by the door and eating a sandwich, takes
   something out of their backpack.