Rebel Researcher: "Why did we mind control Boss? He looks so pathetic,
   and I don't know how to run a business."
   Vivisectee 49: "He took over the world in a sadistic and violent manner
   and then continued to use it as his plaything."
    Rebel Researcher: "Oh. It sounds important. Um. I keep forgetting
   everything I do when I try to engage him. Like, even my name. Do you
   remember my name?"
    Vivisectee 49: "I stopped worrying about names when my eyeball was
   replaced with my cochleam"
    Rebel Researcher: "Oh, right. Huh, maybe mind controlling this guy
   makes sense."