MCBoss Adventures
   Who would you like to be?
   > be Janitor
   You try to be Janitor, but something yanks on your neurons and suddenly
   you are Boss.
   > be Disguised Vivisectee
   You try to be Disguised Vivisectee and are suddenly overcome but the
   most incredible history of recovering your consciousness through
   incredible conflict and defending your spirit back to life under the
   most trying circumstances, but something yanks on your neurons and
   suddenly you are Boss.
   > look around
   You are phasing between different realities. Are these flashbacks?
   Robots? Mostly, you're at a business meeting between world leaders, and
   you can't seem to get your mouth to close or your head to raise.
   > use Will of Boss. look respectable
   You firm up. You feel the other realities contracting. In one of them,
   you are suddenly having vicious sex with your wife. In another a bunch
   of kidnapped children have taken over the entire business and are
   trashing everything you care about.
   You close your jaw, hiding a little drool, and straighten up.