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   Boss sits on a stool in a large empty office, puffing on a huge
   chocolate cigar.
   A cardboard box sits on his head, with professional writing on it
   stating: "cognitive augmentation nanites" .
   Boss stands.
   In run a bunch of robots and human slaves.  They all hastily bow at
   Boss, repeatedly and fervently.
   Boss says: "I would like to do something respectful that does not
   reveal my vulnerabilities to the TV camera, please."
    "Yes Boss!" "Whatever you say!"
   "What exactly would you like to do?"