Karl Semich's Resume
   Why I Want To Work At MindControlledBusiness
   I am a really great worker. I love being mind controlled. I direct all
   my disgusting complaints to an online mailing list and keep them out of
   the office. I love buying office supplies! I have new clean shoes.
   Work History
   2020-2022 Spamming a mailing list of hackers.
   I used to write computer programs all day so I am very qualified to
   interact with technical people.
   2018-2020 Undergoing treatment for cancer and psychosis.
   I spent a year having chemotherapy and can relate well with people
   dying of terminal illnesses. I'm also extensively skilled at chatting
   with people completely disconnected from reality.
   2016-2018 Waiting for my truck to be repaired.
   I have the patience of mountains.
   Some of the above items are listed out of order. I apologise for this
   and attach $200 in up-front wages in the hope to help make it right.
   References:
   coderman <[1]coderman@gmail.com>
   douglas lucas <[2]dal@riseup.net>
   zig the n.ig <[3]ziggerjoe@yandex.com>

References

   1. mailto:coderman@gmail.com
   2. mailto:dal@riseup.net
   3. mailto:ziggerjoe@yandex.com