another day, another war

   Boss is in his powersuit amidst bombs and gunfire.
   "AAAAAAAAAA" yells Boss as he runs fully body into tanks and
   explosives.
   meanwhile, at an office in another area, nobody is working.
   Intern: "Is this another glitch? I can't move my body in the
   slightest."
   Some human bodyparts fly across the room, strike a wall and disperse,
   and then scitter briefly across the wall and disappear through a
   ceiling vent.
   Neighbor: "Sorry, what did you say? I'm hearing everything like I'm
   under water." [continues working at their desk]