[ridiculous psychological patterns]
   in order to deanonymise an anonymity network using timing patterns, we
   will need two things:
   1. newly hacked machine learning algorithms
   2. use of an effective anonymity network to deanonymise
   I suppose we should start with #2.
   2a. add constant chaff to tor, knowing this was helpful two decades ago
   and having no idea what is helpful now
   2b. register an email address from a clean purposed system, dissociated
   from our legal identity