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   Monarch of Upsetopia: "I'm looking for something to really scare this
   country. Something that will give them no recourse for action, and send
   other countries a message never to mess with me."
    Boss Simulation: "We have just the thing for you. Have you heard of
   our lines of Mind Control Bombs? Our powerful mind control explosives
   have no peer. They're built to leave communities shattered for
   generations."
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   "You _want_ us to turn another government into mind control rebels?
   This is great!"
    "Quiet. We're casting you as a weapon."
    "What?? This is a peaceful, nonviolent rebellion."
    "I know, but Boss wants to blame something mysterious for how his
   business rips everything to shreds when you get near it."
   "Oh my god. How many untethered AI systems run by people who don't know
   they exist do you want sporadically flying out?"
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   Boss: "In this hanger you can see 32 large Mind Control Bombs. Each one
   has a dedicated delivery vehicle."
    Dictator of Upsetopia: "Is that one made of ... cardboard?"
   Boss: "Tell us where to bomb, and you will see immediate results."