"universal time rewinder"
    "complexity-generating device"
    "physical law augmenter"
    "molecule inspector"
    "mushroom-based wormhole expander"
    "teleportation machine generator, mark II"
   "reality inverter"
    "social network designer: name your friends before you met them!"
   "debugging toolkit for debugging your debuggers"
    hey that last one is a little accurate. maybe add that, rather than
   being a toolkit, it is something that also needs debugging.