King Monarch: "I need a small, hobby recycling tool. Made out of
   trash."
    Wealthy Courtperson, Wearing Gems: "Sorry, did you mis-speak?"
    King Monarch: "I did not."
    Wealthy Courtperson, Wearing Gems: "We will make for the finest
   recycling tool the world has ever seen."
    KIng Monarch: "Are you an imbecile? I said _hobby_, _small_, _made out
   of trash_. I want something I can easily copy myself, or give to the
   septic worker and they could copy it!"
    Wealthy Courtperson, Wearing Gems: "We will begin at once."
    KIng Monarch: "And take off those gems!"