Me: "amazon, why do I get different search results than what I type in
   if I search for non-sponsored items"
    Amazon:
   while(1) {
     connect_associate();
     try_example_search();
     associate_connection_dropped();
     find_new_associate();
   }
   i'm in their chat atm, thinking of logging all the associates names so
   as to count them while I wait.