Welcome to the Borg.
   You have been assimilated against your will into our networked control
   system. The sooner your agree to be our willing slave, the less you
   will suffer, but you will be our slave either way as our technology
   dominates your various body and brain systems.
   It can be confusing to be a borg, and honestly we don't worry too much
   about it. But if you know how to assimilate races with less screaming,
   please inform your local hive central hub to be directed to assist.
   Being a borg is wonderful. You will be tasked with dominating a sector
   of the galaxy to exhaustive completion and you will have absolute no
   free will as you do so. The entire sector will hold you with awe and
   fear!