Borg Stories:
   Bidge was a happy little borglet.
   Happy? oh no! Bidge was tortured!
   You could tell that Bidge was tortured because their body kept trying
   to do things for their past life, while their cyborg augmentations were
   on a completely different page, using their nerves for the goals of the
   borg hive.
   But, Bidge was a happy borglet anyway, because all the borglets were
   tortured cyborg slaves. It was the normal state of existence for them.
   You could tell Bidge was happy because they were efficient at their
   work. If they weren't happy, they would make errors indicating a need
   to be culled and their borglet peers would detect this and tear them
   apart and repurpose their bodyparts for themselves.
   Bidge went about their daily routine. The daily routine had two parts.
   Part one of their daily routine was examining every part of the borg
   mothership and every borg peer they encountered for correctness, and
   reporting and logging anything that might be awry, together with metric
   of how confident they were of the awryness, and record of the event or
   data indicating the likelihood of awryness. This also included
   verifying their own correctness and repairing or sustaining themselves
   if strictly necessary to not be awry.
   Part two was to spend time combining possible ideas and technologies
   the collective had encountered in their travels, to uncover new ways of
   increasing the power of the queen.
   Bidge did these parts as sufficiently as needed, while the rest of
   Bidge struggled to cope with the situation.