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   Grotesque vampire: "What is this thing you describe, happiness?"
    Happy free spirit: "Yes! Happiness is like [lots of expressive words
   regarding happy experiences] and [lots of thorough experiences
   regarding normal caring communities]!"
    Grotesque vampire: "I don't understand. How many lives do you get to
   destroy to have this conquest?"
    Happy free spirit: "Oh no! There is no conquering and no need to
   destroy lives! You just reach into your heart and follow your spirit
   with your close friends and close family and healthy environment!"
   Grotesque vampire: "Heart? Close friends? Close family? Healthy
   environment? What are these things?"
    Happy free spirit: "Oh this is so exciting! You are going to be so
   enthralled! I can't believe this is new to you!"
    Grotesque vampire: "Tell me about a heart. This is the thing you rip
   out of people's bodies and eat in front of their children?"
    Happy free spirit: "Oh not quite. Your heart is where in your body and
   mind it feels all warm and bubbly, especially when you think of things
   you love! When you focus on your heart you have daydreams of all sorts
   of things you love and ways you might express this love! It feels
   wonderful!"
    Grotesque vampire: "Hmm."
    Grotesque vampire thought for a little bit.
   Grotesque vampire: "And love? Is this when I rape the wife of somebody
   I murder?"
    Happy free spirit: "Oh not quite either! Love is when you think about
   someone or something and you just want to spend so much time expressive
   value and care and respect and nourishment for them and with them, and
   you just yearn to do this all the time! When they nourish you and you
   nourish them it just feels wonderful in you, and when you can tell that
   they feel wonderful you feel it like it's you! You dream and yearn for
   these things! Everybody has this about so much stuff, just about
   everywhere. It's like all that anybody thinks about!"
    Grotesque vampire: "I think I might have used that word before I
   turned into a vampire."