[of course they end up at the statue, where reanimation attempts have
   begun]
   [scene of them ridiculously grooming a statue]
   ---
   [maybe statue is left as one of many boss golems when boss-builders
   find somewhere more feasible, animated but not controlled by boss,
   doing its own random stuff based on out-of-context patterns from boss]
   [maybe statue groomers don't get feedback from boss, and develop into a
   recursive/mutual henchmen situation with the golem, similar to the
   vivisectees and the central business operations, but easy to push
   around.]