Broiled Hackers and Trolls
   Time: 30 mins
   Ingredients: assorted hackers, trolls, excessive water vapor
   1. incant "netizens, be broiled!"
   2. for 10 minutes, pretend on-list that you can write a kernel module
   that argues on the internet
   3. brush trolls, hackers, and yourself with oil and all lay on a baking
   pan
   4. ignite oven by publicly teaching trolls how to leak government and
   corporate secrets
   5. broil for 15 minutes only
   6. for remaing 5 minutes: run for your life, make love to a beautiful
   woman in a free country, and publish the story online