Hacker and Troll Shish-ka-bobs
   Time: About a tenth of a parsec, give or take a few thousand miles.
   Ingredients: 2 hackers, 3 trolls, 1 cook, 6 wooden spears
   1. Man in the middle attack: skewer wooden spears with hackers, trolls,
   and cook, 1 each.
   2. Expose men-in-the-middle-of-spears to flames on the internet until
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   3. Serve and enjoy.