Rice
   Time: until the rice is done
   Ingredients: water, rice
   1. Put rice in humid environment, preferably submersed in simmering
   water
   2. Continue exposing rice to warmth and humidity until the rice is
   done.
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   Disaster
   Time: never
   Ingredients: bad things
   1. observe bad things and optionally good things
   2. prevent the bad things you observed from being addressed. optionally
   prevent the good things.
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   Happiness
   Time: instant
   Ingredients: dreams, hope, freedom
   1. Consider dreams and hope.
   2. Use freedom to drop everything else and pursue what you just
   considered.
   3. Don't stop.
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   Frozen Dinner
   Time: 2-18 minutes
   Ingredients: frozen dinner, microwave
   1. Read microwaving instructions on frozen dinner.
   2. Open frozen dinner.
   3. Follow instructions.